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My Dog Hates You β€” the dog who judges you

MY DOGHATESYOU

Tees, stickers, books, and art with a bite. He can smell a bad take from a mile away β€” and so can we.

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Let's Go, Fascists! β€” available as sticker, tee, and stencil
β˜… Featured Drop

Let's Go, Fascists!

Say it loud. Say it proud. Say it on everything. Available as a weatherproof sticker, heavyweight tee, and reusable stencil. Because some messages need to be everywhere at once.

Sticker$8
Tee$28
Stencil$22
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"ToXic" High-Waisted Tee

The X says it all. High-waisted, heavyweight, and not sorry about it. Wear your warning label proudly. Any color. Any size. No compromises.

$27
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Tee-Shirt

No PasarΓ‘n

Heavy cotton. Print on demand. Built to last longer than the regime. Any color. Any size. No compromises.

$32
Sticker Pack

System Error

12 weatherproof stickers. Paste them everywhere. Especially there.

$12
Book

The Radical Handbook

Essays, manifestos, and field notes from the front lines of dissent.

$18
Art Print

Propaganda Remix

18Γ—24 risograph print. Signed, numbered edition of 100.

$45
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β€” Why My Dog Hates You

No Tricks. No Treats.

Print on Demand

Every tee is made to order β€” any color, any size, no minimums, no waste. We don't overproduce. We don't compromise. Your order is printed fresh, just for you.

Ethically Made

Every tee is printed on union-made, organic cotton. We know where our stuff comes from β€” and we'll tell anyone who asks. Twice.

Free Shipping Over $40

No hidden fees. No corporate tail-wagging. Orders over $40 ship free anywhere in the US. Flat rate internationally.

Profits Fund the Bite

10% of every sale goes directly to activist organizations, legal defense funds, and independent media. Buy something. Bite back.

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We will never sell your data. My dog would never forgive us.

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